How long until school starts again????

Thump, thump, thump up the cellar stairs....out comes John:

John: Ryan whipped a sandal at me!! (very indignant).

Out comes Ryan:

Ryan: that's because you whipped one at me first....I was running and screaming for my life, I was trying to save my life!!! (Lower lip quivering).

People promise me that they will all be the best of friends when they get older....not sure if I really believe these "people"